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teamfreekickass:

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thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

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floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

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ridingsheepinnewzealand:


lizzie doesnt fuck around

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

lizzie doesnt fuck around

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

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ilovepeoplethattalktocameras:

gay-4-helbig:

Ladies and gentlemen, my role model.

Eris

ilovepeoplethattalktocameras:

gay-4-helbig:

Ladies and gentlemen, my role model.

Eris

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fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.

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borogroves:

omgtsn:

beben-eleben:

How Did We Not Think of These Pancake Ideas Ourselves

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i did the best i could with google image searching

how about next time we post the links to the recipes and not some shitty buzzfeed knockoff

One day, you will all work for me. The only requirement is that I get a breakfast like this every day.

Still sick, still craving a decent American breakfast, still quietly sobbing.

(via youpissedoff-mysandwich)